I am! outraged!! Me and suspucious broke up my Iliya and their Andie in an AU in favour of their Zadkiel and look at that size difference!!! Andie is probably plotting something terrible so split them apart because an eternity looking at that amount of sugary glances might just finish him off.
If I had three wishes I might actually spend one of those on Andie finally getting some eye for colour coordination. One day he’ll realise wearing green makes him look like a Christmas tree no matter what.